I LIKE VAGINA...SLOPPY

MY LATEST BOYFRIEND, HES SMALL.

YEAH, THATS PRETTY MUCH THE BACKSIDE OF ME. That be my booooooty
1. Initials: EGC
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: my cousin
3. Where was your first kiss? Movie Theatere 4. For or against same sex marriage? Don't care.. 5. Are you homophobic? yes
6. Are you bisexual? One word KRISTEN!!
7. Do you believe in God? yeah 8. How many U.S states have you been to? like 6 9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? 1 10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? No 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: my ass
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: I say random things, like i have trets or something
13. What is your mom's name? Joey
14. What is your dream car? mm Truck SSR, cause there dead sexy right shelby!
15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Greece 16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house? yeah
17. Do you download music? no
18. How many illegal things have you done? Lost count at 30
19. Where would you want to go on a first date? somewhere with just us 20. Would you date the person who posted this before you? no. 21. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? I've had people sing to me.
22. Ever been kissed under fireworks? naw 23. Do you like president Bush? I guess. 24. Have you ever bungee jumped? no 25. Have you ever white-water rafted? nooo 26. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? unfortunately
27. Have you met a real redneck? probably 28. What song are you listening to right now? GRILLZ 29. What is your current favorite song? Grillz.
30. What was the last movie you watched? Wedding Crashers
31. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Baldwin school 32. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? no 33. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? all the time.
34. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? teeth,eyes,smile
35. What do you usually order from Starbucks? a cappicino.
36. Say something totally random about yourself: i'm like eggs
37. Do you have an iPod?: no 38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? no. 39. Whats your dad's name? Craig
40. Do you have braces? nope. 41. Are you comfortable with your height? hell no!
42. Do you like someone right now? yeah 43. How tall are you? 5'3
44. Do you speak any other languages besides english? japensse:/ wtf
45. Have you ever ridden in a limo? no
46. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? no
47. Do you watch MTV? all the time. 48. What's something that really annoys you? when ppl are skanky 49. What are some things you really like? my friends, boys, sleeping,
50. Do you like Michael Jackson? duh he is so flippin hot
51. Can you dance? sure can 52. Have you ever surfed? no 53. Do you know how to pump gas? yes in kristens BUTT 54. Do you drive? not chayet 55. What's the latest you have ever stayed out? all night.
56. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? yeah, when i was at my dads house 57. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? no
58. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? yes 59. What's your favorite state to live in? duhhhhhhhh KANSAS
BY KINDRUHH
I LOVE ELIZABETH GRACE CARLSON! |